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Duct Demotivational Poster


DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !


TAGS: duct tape wd40 fix broke
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - June 15, 2011, 10:46 am
Algorithms 101... er,5


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.


DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942




NECESSARY TOOLS: - If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape.


TAGS: shelby cobra duct tape zoomer
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
Still... ... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:10 pm
It has a scoop on top of another scoop?? (in a low pressure area??)
CloudchaserS - March 29, 2013, 10:52 am
At least it was a kit car instead of an original. I know because the originals had aluminum bodies


PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M


TAGS: duct tape nagging wives
Rating: 4/5

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Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't fuck it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, Fuck it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....


DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson


TAGS: rebecca black duct tape duck
Rating: 3.9/5

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FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nope....
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
*planet
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct tape lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) tape jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One tape in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More


TAGS: duct tape uses
Rating: 4.24/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
hehe...duct tape diet..it's cheap too


BEEP BEEP -


TAGS: coyote acme products dont work
Rating: 4.76/5

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Verdeckt - May 4, 2011, 9:37 am
To misquote a certain lord, you rock in my general direction.


YES YOU CAN.... - it's called taping there mouths shut and telling them to SHUT UP!


TAGS: ducttape stupid
Rating: 3.23/5

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ughomer - August 21, 2012, 4:15 pm
They're but for the grace of God, go I.
Bull - August 21, 2012, 4:10 pm
So you 1L bomb someone because of a grammatical error .. wat the fuk iis ronge wit peeple thees daze? Eye meen seeresly?
Vinxman - August 21, 2012, 9:14 am
Can you fix the spelling with duct tape? There--A place. Think of the root (here). Their--Belongs to them. Think of the word "heir"--both are about possession. They're--They are.


Stupid Ideas -




DUCT TAPE -




HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


PREVENTION -




DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: duct tape gagged bondage silence
Rating: 3/5

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thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 10:59 am
Check your PMs, Mr. Gagged


ROPE -




APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearance imitation conduct
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm
haha probably what actually happened xD
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:19 pm
Seems kitty is unappreciative of the lemon juice he was given! Funny!
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:30 am
I laugh every time I look at this photo... That cat's ridiculous!


VROOOOOOOM -


TAGS: hotwheels product models
Rating: 4.53/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:49 pm
lol... three parking places
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:22 pm
Hey look, someplace to park your bike.


ROMANCE -


TAGS: duct tape cuffs
Rating: 4.59/5

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agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 8:21 pm
A case, you say? Ok... I do have a little weakness. And the quantity is right on the mark.
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 8:16 pm
Awww can I please? There's a case of Draught Guinness in it for you.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 8:10 pm
Naaaahhhhh.... mooooo has to live with this one. It's part of his 12-step.
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Hey Aggy, let me know if I can help with that carpet bombing thing.
Sean - November 27, 2010, 7:49 pm
Moooooooooooooo that's freakin' hilarious. No harm done. Best "1" I ever had ... sober, I mean. P.S. please tell your mom I'm dead.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:43 pm
Don't hold my past sins against me Aggy....I used to drink a lot.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:42 pm
Looking at his cache, it'd appear that someone already has done it.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:40 pm
I 5L'd it, and will commence carpet bombing mooooo's cache.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:22 pm

he was bust fapping to the possibilities....I gave it a 5L for you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:21 pm
Dear Sean, I just accidentally gave this a 1...I was distracted and I feel terrible about it. Yours Truly, Moo+.(I guess I'll owe you four on your next poster)


THE BOY WONDER - Don't worry Batman. By the time I'm finish with him, all those gay rumors about you two will be history!




SATANIC BABY -


TAGS: product of satanic nuns
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - February 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
Goochie Goochie Goo
Porcelina - February 19, 2009, 1:22 pm
Touch my child, I dare you.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 5:41 pm
Nothing they didn't want. Now - KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!


WHO GOES FIRST -


TAGS: cajun induction military
Rating: 4.77/5

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GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 10:01 pm
Crap! Tnx Sean, I shook too many "p's" out of the shaker. Need an "s?" I have an extra somewhere.
Sean - April 6, 2011, 5:26 pm
*lives
Sean - April 6, 2011, 5:26 pm
There's a stripper who live in my neighbourhood and in the summer I see her outside cutting the grass all the time ... or at least as often as I can afford to on the piddly allowance my wife now has me on.
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:19 pm
FANTASTIC PICTURE! That's the first four stripper I've ever seen cutting grass.


ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.




FIRST DATE -


TAGS: life time woman impression joke online meeting loneliness duct tape speech less
Rating: 3.75/5

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temp - October 10, 2009, 4:33 pm
French?! You're a long way from 3rd Rock. Or is this what you've been up to since going off air?
LD0ne - October 8, 2009, 2:38 pm
lol who says the words gonna get out???
freestyler - September 11, 2009, 1:39 pm
That's what i call success.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Well alrighty then.
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
No, the 2x4 did the job well, the first few times. Then when the word gets out, fewer girls will talk to you.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
Touche!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:05 pm
Let us guess ... problems with wood?
BuZZbomb - July 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
When dating, I used this mantra. "You can get a girl in your bed faster with a kind word and a 2X4 than you can with just a kind word" I didn't date much.


DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape


TAGS: airplane duck tape duct tape
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct tape rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill


WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! -


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct tape
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the tape comes off


UFO -


TAGS: ufo abuse abduction
Rating: 4.72/5

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Greeny - September 20, 2015, 10:12 pm
Still classic
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 5:44 pm

eh,,,cough cough,,,thought you wouldn't notice.
Airman - February 3, 2011, 11:20 am
LOL @ Aunt Bob
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2011, 9:06 am
excellent pic. 5L...and, what happened to the roll of tin foil we had in the cupboard in the Mod kitchen?


SILENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: duct tape gagged mouth silence
Rating: 3.93/5

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bricemara - January 14, 2012, 5:04 pm
shes done it twice
newbiel - December 17, 2011, 10:08 pm
LOL!!!
caveman - December 17, 2011, 4:22 am
Ok, this poster has already been done........ BY YOU!!!!!!!


DUCT TAPE - Seals even the biggest crack.


TAGS: duct tape
Rating: 3.9/5

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Player_Meyer - October 20, 2009, 11:34 am
Thank goodness they could duck that guys ass... otherwise you would be in trouble... lmao :P
MO - October 20, 2009, 10:58 am
Well, you know what they say right? If you can't duct it? Fuck it!


COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.


TAGS: courgar katy perry justin bieber seduction older woman
Rating: 3/5

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Da5id - January 25, 2013, 2:10 am
5L to thecrotchetyoldcynic! Best caption.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
So this was the inspiration for that song, "[she] kissed a girl and [she] liked it." Lol!


PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!




FACEBOOK USER - You think you are a consumer, but you are the product.




DUCT TAPE - Finding the solution for noise pollution one mouth at a time




PRODUCT PLACEMENT -


TAGS: mickey ds real products cubby
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:47 pm
They still got those? I could use some...
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 9:55 pm
Honest to God Rerun, It's a real product. A washable Sanitary napkin for women.
rerun - September 12, 2010, 8:59 pm

wow, get sick and miss some wild stuff. I wonder what the product was supposed to be.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 12:38 am
Not human eggs... just a sexy aborted chick
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 12:37 am
Mod Mooo!!! Mod Mooo! Lookout folks! Mad Cow!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:35 am
Essence of egg?......on your sausage?......kinky.
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 12:28 am
I order mine with the egg, but never eat the egg.... just want essence of egg on my sausage and cheese.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:24 am
*dog shit....wohooo I'm a moderator!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:20 am
I like egg mcmuffins....but, I'd eat fog shit if it had cheese on it.
matt28 - September 10, 2010, 11:58 pm
Can't be any worse than their plastic Egg McMuffins.
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 11:38 pm

why do i get the feeling we'll be seeing the end product on the menu...ewwwwwwwwwwww.
ICEMAN - September 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
At least this particular clown serves a purpose.


HOW TO GET THE GIRL - Finally a foolproof algorithm




DUCT TAPE USAGE! - Always Situational!




PRODUCT PLACEMENT -




MEANWHILE -


TAGS: elf cookie production humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:39 pm

Blind luck?
chickenlittle - December 26, 2013, 10:49 am
ohmygod that's funny, how did I miss this poster??


WEAPONS -




BEST PRODUCT COMBINATION - The only tools you'll ever need.


TAGS: duct tape wd 40
Rating: 4.41/5

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bigsouthfork - March 24, 2013, 2:02 pm
How about duct tape and large zip ties. Better combo? Your thoughts!
MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:12 am
Oh wow...I can't even post what "job" popped into my head....but I think it would fall under the safe sex category....bahaha...thanks for the 5L idea Papa!
Rudedog - March 22, 2013, 11:31 pm
The complete contents of my bug out bag.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:26 pm
Oh yeah. From catching 5ish to removing warts.


SECRET SAUCE - Because a bone without sauce is just nasty!




TAXES - If they let you deduct an ELECTIVE SURGERY on your taxes, they should let you deduct a Harley as therapy.


TAGS: now you can deduct a sex change operation on your taxes
Rating: 4.3/5

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GreyScorpion - February 4, 2010, 8:09 pm
HA!! 5L


THE MAN LOCK - Forget the soap on a rope, this is obviously the more important purchase when heading to a stint in lockup.




CHRISTMAS EVE -


TAGS: an off off off broadway production
Rating: 2.95/5

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Bulgy McPackage - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
The ensuing explosion has made my family cry on every family get together since. Lucia had greatness in him, waiting to get out. We just didn't know it would get out that way. I have walked and bowed carefully ever since. *sob*
Sean - October 31, 2009, 6:30 pm
Reminds me (the pic) of Top Secret, that old and hilarious Val Kilmer movie.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 5:29 pm
LMAO SpaceD
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:28 pm
5Ls Bone. Very funny, and low center of gravity.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks Master Superior Ron
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 5:00 pm
my 5L...so funny.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:29 pm
Says the dude who nearly choked to death on a pebble. You were a'sposed to snatch it outta the Master's hand, not try to inhale it. And put that glue jar down. Yer gonna spoil yer dinner.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:24 pm
Thanks Master Sean...the student has learned well.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:21 pm
"... cousin on my brother's side ..." is for me the crown jewel on this tiara. 5 lions fighting under a duvet.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:17 pm
In honor of Bulgy, of course
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:14 pm
Wall-to-wall excellence, Bone!


ELVIS - See Everyone He is Dead No Big foot or Aliens Were Ever Involved




PUNS - getting shittier and shittier every time.


TAGS: abduct abduction mexico mexicans mexican alien aliens illegal pun puns bad jokes joke
Rating: 2.29/5

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crankyhead - February 9, 2012, 4:48 pm
Salma, this is a humor website. This poster is obviously a joke. A funny one too, might I add. You should lighten up, you'll enjoy hanging out at Motifake a lot more if you do.
salmatorres - February 9, 2012, 3:34 pm
stupid ignorant USA citizens, first mexicans dont wear that stupid hat and you wish to be like us, we speak more than only 1 language , what else can you speak other than english? investigate before posting assholes!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:16 pm
CA? As in Canada? I don't think a nation can kill itself...
thehattinninja - September 3, 2008, 4:27 pm
you ca of course, go kill yourself, i think its funny


GOOGLE SFW SEARCH - PERHAPS IF AN UNSPECIFIED FEW HAD BEEN a little more restrained, I might still have motifake at work.


TAGS: damn it sucks with no motifake at work and now they expect me to be productive every damn day
Rating: 4.65/5

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guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:20 am
can I borrow her.....please
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
Zoink5!


ALIEN HISTORY -




SILENCE -


TAGS: duct tape gagged girl sky
Rating: 4.2/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:58 pm
Yes, we know. We got it, even before the first 2 times. I certainly hope you have a broader vocabulary than what you've been using.


RULE 34 -




CREATIVITY -




DISORDERLY CONDUCT -


TAGS: disorderly conduct professor gates
Rating: 3.28/5

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ProfessorMohawk - July 31, 2011, 7:03 am
STFU the professor is about to own your ass
LD0ne - December 4, 2009, 1:51 pm
lol i remember this episode MACKEY!!!!


HENNESSY VERY SPECIAL - Make it a night to "Remember",or a night you'll always try to "FORGET" Lets see where the night leads us...


TAGS: kanye west taylor hicks mtv award hennessy cognac disorderly conduct stripper amber rose
Rating: 2.12/5

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TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 12:53 pm
Yeah...don't stereotype yourself or anything.


THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




REDUCTIO ET ABSURDUM - The term you were actually looking for.


TAGS: reductio et absurdum
Rating: 2.05/5

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Wuest - May 5, 2009, 2:34 pm
SPAM!!!!! sorry. I thought it was conservatives.


Sweet Nothing -


TAGS: calendar february 1st fat love handles products
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:33 pm
Oh, you have an opinion. Just, for the luv of gawd, don't share it with your wife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:17 am
My wife feels the 5ame way. I do too, but I'm a guy and this is a female product so I probably don't have an opinion, lol.


The Pressure -


TAGS: productive dreaming
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 4, 2013, 9:18 pm
Not lookin’ forward to that’n..nosir


Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct taped to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct tape! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct tape is at fixing anything! Lol!


TOMORROW -




Sound Of Silence -


TAGS: lips introductions quiet shutup advice
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:53 am
It works! Sometimes only for a few seconds while they try to figure it out. Glad it gave ya a laugh.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:33 am
That's the best way I've ever heard in the "shut up" department. Lol!


Procrastination -




Babysitting -


TAGS: babysitting ducttape
Rating: 4.57/5

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PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 3:25 pm
There were times that was so tempting!


Squanderers -


TAGS: squandering money investment waste products
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:02 am
Sounds about right, lol.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:02 pm
Translation: "Hey!....Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!......Hey! Hey! Hey!


COMING SOON -




THE POWER THEY HAVE OVER US -




PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND - Now even the Giant is sponsored by Nike




MERRY CHRISTMAS! - From MWLF and the family (pictured is our annual abduction of Santa Claus)


TAGS: santa claus space kids mwlf family annual abduction december fourth
Rating: 4/5

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Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 2:53 pm
This is fantastic! 5 helmeted little Front's!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 21, 2009, 1:39 am
That's only because Santa had final cut and script approval. You have to watch out for those Elf agents, they're clever chaps.
BuZZbomb - December 20, 2009, 2:51 pm
You may get away with it THIS time but remember, Santa Clause Conquers The Martians! Or at least that's how the movie turned out.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:42 pm
Funny Stuff There MWLF!! 5 apples don't fall far from the trees!!
Produceman117 - December 20, 2009, 3:21 am
HaHa. Now this is cool.


Warning -




DIET COKE WITH LEMON -




KEEPING IT TOGETHER -




QUO - Where Wizards Come To Learn And Die




THE START OF IT ALL -


TAGS: milf older woman courgar seduction teenage boy
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by suenero

suenero - May 29, 2010, 1:30 pm
I think you mean "Almost Strangers". I looked it up on Amazon.com. Sounds good.
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:27 pm
*didn't* -doh!
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
Had to Go*gle that one Aggy. I did know it was anything other than a bad sitcom.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 8:14 pm
And we're not going to credit Perfect Strangers?
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:11 pm
Coincidentally, Harold and Maude came out the same year.


ARE YOU KIDDING? -


TAGS: plus the product name is not inticing
Rating: 2.33/5

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Cloudchaser - March 29, 2010, 12:28 am
Best when eaten with a bottle of Sogay bottled water
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 11:31 pm
Creativity abound.


TUNNEL BAIT - Surrealistic Tunnels Since 1937


TAGS: reproduction interdite
Rating: 2.3/5

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Sho - January 8, 2009, 2:09 pm
Creepy poster
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 28, 2008, 3:02 pm
I didn't. See my response/tunnel under the same title. It's already been voted down into oblivion, of course. Next time, I'll just throw in some tits or cartoons like all the other top rated clever posters. sigh.
MFWLR - August 28, 2008, 10:31 am
I shall resist the tunnel... I shall resist the tunnel... I shall resist the tunnel... I shall resist the tunnel...


PRODUCT PLACEMENT - has reached a new low




LAWRENCE WELK - Wants You To Listen To Polka




YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......




PIED PIPER - when people catch on, try an alternative measure




THAT CATNIP IS THE DEVIL -




Seduction -




Van-Ishing -




It Fixes Everything -


TAGS: movies theaters duct tape fixes everything
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:53 am
I'm always looking for new uses for duck tape, cynic! Thanks! 5 lol lions!


Probing Time -


TAGS: alien probing finger ufo abduction
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 8, 2016, 7:17 am

Don't threaten me with a good time, Mr Alien.
JesusWept - March 6, 2016, 5:04 pm
*Thanks
JesusWept - March 6, 2016, 5:03 pm
Done. Thanka!
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 4:52 pm
If you haven't already...outthere can always use new material.


EXCUSE ME, -




HD Visors -


TAGS: hd visors driving texting products
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2014, 10:27 pm
Amen to that!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:34 am
Good one, cynic! People who text while driving should be whipped in public! 5 L's


Redundancy -


TAGS: products shipping selling stupidity
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 2, 2015, 1:51 am
Shouldn't it be "No Plugs, No Sockets"?


Taking care of business -


TAGS: make fun of rerun rope duct tape shovel priceless
Rating: 4.9/5

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JesusWept - December 14, 2015, 7:27 pm
Good work, Silver!
GaryO - December 14, 2015, 8:32 am
Nice set, sly


Nut Oils -


TAGS: oil inappropriate titles store products
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2016, 6:32 am
the suspense is killing me
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:35 am
I can't wait a 5er


SPAM - And You Thought It Was Just Pork And A Congealed Gelatinous Matter Made To Resemble A Low Grade Meat Byproduct


TAGS: byproduct meat food human animal
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 4:46 pm
If It Was't For SPAM Most Of Us Would Be Dead !


THERE ARE PET LOVERS - And Then There Are "Pet Lovers"




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